Welcome. This is the rules page, And may I be the first to let you Know these are serious rules. If you disobey them... well... Lets just say the last person who did that got dog tag stuck between his teeth, switchblades shoved up his ass, scizzers in his eyes, and Lots, LOTS of apples shoved down his tiny throat.




Rules Version 6.8 (Last edited by: Hoe Hoe the Wonder Fucker.)

1. You must beleive in some form of the afterlife. You must have a god. If you are an athiest, you are not bosu. If you beleive in Satan and are a Goth, you are also not bosu, and will get a swift kick in the nuts for reading this. If you are a christian, you must confess to supplying the priest with his weed.
2. Thou shall not insult Vor The Admin. He owns you. Insulting/posing as him is a threat to all humanity, for he is in a union.
3. If you are IN a union, you are banned from this board- unless you are a member of Vor's union-.
4. You must agree to use the red pencil as your utencil for writing your first post. When writing a post, remember to infer the Deutoromy with the Numbers and hex the Genesis into the Kings. And if you are naked, we can feel your coffee.
5. If you insult or challenge the Dom or Dragnilar, you shall have a flamable door step shoved up your arse. You will also get either your entire body shreded down to the sub-atomic level, or an "Ol' School MIB ass beating".
6. If you insult Kate, you will get the above, but no MiB ass beating. Instaid, you will also have your legs removed and put into your ears, so your arms can be shoved into your leg sockets. You will then be forced to float in the ocean until the coast guard finds you. They will then proceed to take you to an MiB base where you will THEN get an "Ol School MIB ass beating" followed by your soul being destroyed via the Drakastor or Dragnilarian cannon.
7. If you continue to insult Dom or Dragnilar after the first offense, I will take you up to the mountains and beat the holy shit out of you with a sledge hammer.
8. You will also be banned for trying to start a fight.
9. If you are in WKKKH, you are not allowed to post here.
10. If you are Samoen, read rule number 6, removing the first 4 words.
11. If you are Fagdon, read the above.
12. If you are Korean, read the above. (Translation: Jyn young suk foon Bof degauss. HUK HUK^^;;)
13. You must hug the donkey.
14. Tag is not that fun.
15. Frozen broccoli tastes like grass.
16. Urinal cakes will make you go to the bathroom.
17. Trent Reznor Is the one man behind Nine Inch Nails. He will also gladly kick your ass for praising Fred Durst, any time of the week. But he will NOT throw a 'DOPIN PHAT PARTY' for Durst's death.
18. The Dom owns you simple as shit.
19. There's a devil sleeping in your bed.
20. Vaginal maggot profiling is for mall Santas.
21. The Clock is all powerful, and is unstopable. Do not try to defey it.
22. Germans are to wipe their feet at the door and examine the box of wurst every time they kommen.
23. Chain wallets are handed out to those that need to keep extra long snufflers in their front drawrers. Otherwise, use them for non-uldaramagnixian methods.
24. If your name is Greatest Keeper/Anus, you are to take your ass and swiftly kick yourself out the door. You are not worth the consequences of rule number 5
25. Office chairs are required for viewing the forum at the maximum velocity, while studying the theory of relativity.
26. The periodic table is not edible.
27. If your name is curly sue, depart from here imeediatly.
28. Breast boys are to direct themselves to the x button, after receiving the consiquences of rule number 5.
29. Dogy style is for gay guys only.
30. All attempted contact with Joe's Dad someone will result in a flash.
31. Joint custody of this web site is maintained by the two web masters, Dom and Dragnilar. Not listening to what we say will result in your termination.
32. "Jank" is not an acceptable word.
33. Spamming of the word "HUK" results in anger'ing Vor the Admin...(See rule number 2)... You will be andger'ing his union... which results in the next rule:
34. Anger'ing VOR's union is considered a federal offense... The feds (Ie. Vor/Joes dad) Will give you the the last five words of rule #5.
35. The word BoSu is only to be used by three individuals... We know who we are.... and Max.. We don't like you using it.. but you are slowly becoming one of us. Keep trying and you will succeed.
36. Jank.
37. ::Gets the unacceptable word beating::
38. See.. That was not fun.
39. Ignore rules 36, 37, and 38.
40. Yet again, If you are a mall santa.. And like to Vaginaly maggot profile... Get the holy fuck out of this web page before I go into stealth mode and cut off your little kid loving tesicle sack.
41. When you make a post, you MUST put down your pen name/ real name. We must know who you are. Putting down "you don't know me", "Me", "you know who I am" is not acceptable. And you must continue to use a pen name unless you have become well known/made at least 1 bosu post.
42. If your name is Chris Adams, leave imeediatly. You know very damn well that you are not bosu, nor gosu. You are a wreck.
43. If you eat cheese while viewing the forums, remember to wipe your ass while you post. We can have no cotton in the doors.
44. Make sure to never unplug your vacume cleaner while cleaning and using the bosu section. You'll spew chunks of paper into the wall, and we will have to use your head to clean up the pig poop.
45. IF you think Mistah T is gay, you will get your ass handed to you for making such a ludicris post.
46. If nobody comes to you when your in your little cloud, you will know why. And no cutting muffins on the board.
47. You may only offer boogers if you are Brak.
48. If you insult Joe's dad someone, you will get the noisy cricket shot up your asshole, then an ol' school mib ass beating.
49. No riding a horse on the left side of the road, while wearing a hat that says booblock. This only applys to the second tuesday of every month.
50. =O
51. Eeyore will kick you in the nuts if you try to break his neck while hugging him.
52. Speakers must be aligned in center, otherwise you will have your moronic arse defenistrated through a drain pipe.
53. Nobody is to call the Dom, "The Dome".
54. Insulting Tenshi Rei will result in having your head delivered to a tissue box in the middle of the street where the old men will peacefully rip your rear end off and send you to a small island base full of gay sheep. Complimentary MIB ass beating will follow.
55. Someone set up us the bomb.
56. If you see someone named Joel post here, please report him to the proper authorities. (That being the red necks of america and the MIBs police.)
57. If you see the "oV", you must hit yourself.
58. Singing old songs by The Police will not be toleratd.
59. Ripping off the Dom and Dragnilar, by making your own "Forums" website, using elements that resemble the ones portrayed inherin, will result in a very long and cruel punishment.
60. Alan Greenspan controls you.
61. Wish there were something real, wish there were something true. Wish there were something real in this world full of you.
62. If you do not hug the donkey, Eeyore will kick a hole in your skull.
63. A large hole... Trust me.
64. When you pass "go" you must ask for your complementary two hundred dollars. Otherwise the banker will forget, and you do not recieve the money.
65. Additional words to the Ban list: Ni99er, "Curad", Salsa, And pulminary.
66. Words on probabtion: Jank, and Farmer.
67. You must request a medium lattė whenever you go to a mall that has more than 3 starbucks.
68. The sherif is a hell hound.
69. You will listen to Beck songs untill you realize that chocosomething is not that tasty.
70. Find a sybblings year book, write and draw as many painfull things as you can think of. Yes. I did draw the fountain pen.
71. Attend meetings every monday night.
72. DO NOT SMOKE A LOT OF HEROIN
73. COOKING WITH THE DEVIL IS NOT PERMITTED. DISOBEYING WILL RESLT IN THE LAST LINE OF RULE #5.
74. PvP training is offered by The Dom upon request.
75. "Jankenagual" Is not an animal.
76. Making fun of old people for being mean is too keen.
77. Remeber the SitePowerup forum. It was good. Vor was red.
78. Pink ping pong balls can only be purchased in groups of 17. You wouldn't want to be left out.
79. The outside of my scissor case smells like cherrys... how about you?
80. Never turn on the TV.
81. Dr. Thunder, Mountain Lion, Mountain Lightning, Root Deer, Crisp Up, and Sprote are all ripoff soda's, If I ever personally find you drinking them... We will have words the next time we meet.
82. Go to the largest office supply building you can find, And find the largest box of fountain pens, And when no one is looking, urinate all over them, That way whenever some suit wants to be perfect... he will never know that Andy lied on the ground for an half hour in pain. Half of a fucking hour with a frizbee stuck in your ass. You think your prepared?
83. Never forget the night in that tent...
84. You can't take this money.
85. Aint no way you can take this money.
86. Take this money.
87. Aint no way you can take this money.
89. What if he sat outside your house... 24/7/365.
90. Purchasing game hens to gamble on cock fights is illegal in the great state of Virginia. But when Judge Crawford does it and gets caught for running an underground operation of cock fights, everyone looks the other way, and the case is dissmissed.
91. 311 Is what becomes of egotistical newbies.
92. You are not allow to dream of juice.
93. DracoLance If myself or Dragnilar ever see you coming to dom4 again, There will be no mercy. There is no change in hatred. You were owned once, Twice is sad.
94. Sleep in for a long time.
95. Edgar Allen Poe had many secrets...
96. There is no stopping of DomsForum. Some have learned.
97. The song "Chicken head" Is banned.
98. Remember: "What are you doing?" "Matches!" "........BURRRNIN SHIIIIIIT!!".
99. You must pay respects to the clock, Many seem to have forgotten his power. He stops, You get off work. No matter what.
100. Pinnacle - The high point, a peak, The greatest achievment.
101. This site is available in spanish at www.comp-u-geek.net
102. The rules page must contain more information than any other page.
103. There is no posting in the forum with use of words: "lil" "boo boo" and "huk."
104. Drink the Bug juice.
105. Leave for another state if we say, Don't question the green.
1.06. The best patch.
1.07. The fake patch.
1.08. The worse patch.
1.09. The best improvement.
110. Those are rules. Not typos.
110. Do not over use certain Gould words.
111. There is no reason to EVER type in caps.
112. 112 is a band....but you can't listen to them.
113. 13 Is the best number. Make your movie.
114. Enjoy all meals served at Camp Brady Saunders!
115. Improve your thoughts, Editting of previous work is supported.
116. Xam is banned from the forum untill he reads every rule, and passes the test with a 70% or higher grade.
117. dA bIG B's HoUsE iS gAy
118. If you read to much of this, nails will grow out of your crotch untill we feel your coffee for the second time.
119. If it is your first time of us feeling your coffee, you shouldn't have skipped ahead. Now you cannot choOse OgRe.
120. Finish what you start. You start a long post, but never finish it, And I will dot fuck your .com.
121. Anyone who listens to, or talks about rap(e) music is perminatly banned from this forum/web site.
122. You cannot view this site/forum if you have ever created or posted cum guzzling demon porn images.
123. Michael Jackson once said... "It's as easy as A-B-C, 1-2-3, Now bend over Micaully Culkin, I'm going to give you this candle stick."
124. If you are affiliated with the destruction of 50megs.com, and the turning of it into a pussy site, please, don't ever post here.
125. If you are on a school computer, Bess can't go here.
126. If your name is Bess, you cannot go here.
127. Pointing in public is not allowed.
128. Please, don't point out that "MDFMK sounds a lot like KMFDM!" Because you are an idiot.
129. Flesh. "Into this void I will give my self control. Inside this noise is a weak and godless soul."
130. If you think Cheech and Chong movies are funny, please, do not post here.
131. Eddie Murphy is not funny.
132. If you don't stop looking at his cock, I will kick your ass.
133. He will kick your ass.
134. Trustworthy.
135. Loyal.
136. Helpful.
137. Friendly.
138. Courteous.
139. Kind.
140. Obedient.
141. Cheerful.
142. Thrifty.
143. Brave.
144. Clean.
145. Reverant.
146. If you claim to follow any of the according, please hold alt, and hit F4. After that, claim to be a burnout, then go find an icepick, shove it in your eye, and play N64 games untill your eyes turn into small luigi's.
147. IF YOU SMOKE DOPE. YOU LOSE. LOOK JOE. YOU SMOKED DOPE. YOUR A DOPE SMOKING BONGER!!!! YOU LOSE. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I'm sorry Craig. That statement is incorrect. In truth, it is only YOU who is going to lose. As said before, and most certainly to be stated many times in the future, 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148. Giant flashing ad banners that claim they will find your old classmates are from the Eternal Yellow and Unions. Do not click on them. Judge them for what they are....... or you will never hear the sweet sound of the ice maker as you drift off to sleep, ever again. And that little man who lives in the refrigerator does not exist. You know who you are.



There you are, Read and be known that what you do not read you ARE responisble for.